Extraordinary Mechanics.

Is facebook not working for anybody else either?

I may be projecting but I just want to punch Mark Zuckerberg in his stupid face.

So I didn’t get the job.

Fuck this company. I’m out within six months.

I can’t even begin to say how much fun I had this weekend.

• Gil is educating me about rap and hip-hop. I’m learning, sort of.
• So much delicious food! I will never be the same after those sweet potato samositas. 
• Double IPA’s + endless supply of cupcakes + corgi puppies = best bar night ever.
• Road trips!!
• Santa Cruz was the first beach I’ve been in the (sort of) general area that wasn’t unbearably cold. Actually it was quite pleasant. We walked all around the wharf and boardwalk and shore, and I’m probably a little sunburned but I don’t care. 
• I don’t know what it is about that city, but they put fudge in practically everything. Love it.
• We didn’t read the books, so when we saw the Hunger Games it made no sense. No sense at all. 
• Complimentary breakfast in most hotels is really just coffee, toast and maybe cereal. But usually the coffee is pretty decent. 
• I’m going to have a car in less than a week.
• Actually my flight should be in the air in just thirty minutes. I’m so excited to visit everyone back home. :)

Argh my jaw is so sore. :(

But at least I’m officially cavity-free. :/
(I’d smile better if I wasn’t still slightly numb and totally pained.)